Animals Lamina
Word Ways, May, 2009 by David B. Woodside
Animals Lamina * Lem a camel, God a dog, Kay a yak, Go ham a hog. (Rip a tapir), Stack Ok cats, (Torn it in rot), Tan got to gnat. Sex of foxes, Taco no cat, Fish cold lochs if stab on no bats, Apes use Pa, Hen is in, eh? Am rat-tar Ma, Koala, Ok? Nehru (our hen), Tapir I pat, Bird.doo, odd rib, tar, not on rat. Store no zoo ozone! (Rots guts, gnu lungs). Tug on wolf flow? No, gulp gnu dung plug. Panda had nap to Cecil's lice cot. Sleep up pup eels! (Tons o' shot). Flea I've, (via Elf), Spider are dips. See by lion? Oily bees spill eel lips. A cross orca spit duck cud tips. Revolting nit lover spit sewer ewes' tips. Emu, few we fume. (Elba's Inn is able). Sam taste pets at Ma's, (Elba's sin is sable). Llama to go by Bogota mall, Elga eats a pasta eagle. No red dud udder on Elga! Ebony by no beagle. Tess, a basset, derby bred. God, a dog debases a bed Animals Lamina! delivered ode reviled. "Nigh at Utah gin deliria!" I riled.
DAVID MORICE
Iowa City, Iowa
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