Animals Lamina

Word Ways, May, 2009 by David B. Woodside

Animals Lamina *


   Lem a camel,
   God a dog,
   Kay a yak,
   Go ham a hog.

   (Rip a tapir),
   Stack Ok cats,
   (Torn it in rot),
   Tan got to gnat.

   Sex of foxes,
   Taco no cat,
   Fish cold lochs if
   stab on no bats,

   Apes use Pa,
   Hen is in, eh?
   Am rat-tar Ma,
   Koala, Ok?

   Nehru (our hen),
   Tapir I pat,
   Bird.doo, odd rib,
   tar, not on rat.

   Store no zoo ozone! (Rots
   guts, gnu lungs). Tug
   on wolf flow? No,
   gulp gnu dung plug.

   Panda had nap
   to Cecil's lice cot.
   Sleep up pup eels!
   (Tons o' shot).

   Flea I've, (via Elf),
   Spider are dips.
   See by lion? Oily bees
   spill eel lips.

   A cross orca
   spit duck cud tips.
   Revolting nit lover
   spit sewer ewes' tips.

   Emu, few we fume.
   (Elba's Inn is able).
   Sam taste pets at Ma's,
   (Elba's sin is sable).

   Llama to go by Bogota mall,
   Elga eats a pasta eagle.
   No red dud udder on
   Elga! Ebony by no beagle.

   Tess, a basset,
   derby bred.
   God, a dog
   debases a bed

   Animals Lamina!
   delivered ode reviled.
   "Nigh at Utah gin
   deliria!" I riled.

DAVID MORICE

Iowa City, Iowa