DRAWING BOARD TOM TOMORROW.(Brief Article)

IT'S BEEN CLEAR FROM THE START THAT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAS ABOUT AS MUCH P.R. SAVVY AS YOUR AVERAGE HERD OF COWS. OKEY DOKEY, MISTER ROVE! DON'T WORRY, GEORGE--NO ONE'S EVEN GOING TO NOTICE THIS ARSENIC THING! IS IT TIME FOR MAY NAP YET? TREASURY SECRETARY PAUL O'NEILL IS A PARTICULAR WONDER TO BEHOLD ...

WE WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO GUESS WHAT INNER DEMONS COMPEL HIM TO BLURT OUT STATEMENTS LIKE THESE-- "IF YOU SET ASIDE THREE MILE ISLAND AND CHERNOBYL, THE SAFETY RECORD OF NUCLEAR IS REALLY VERY GOOD!" "ABLE-BODIED ADULTS SHOULD ...

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