Vast right-wing conspiracy.(Devil in the Details)

Looking for some summer fun for the whole family? Why not join a new class-action lawsuit urging the Boston Roman Catholic Archdiocese to excommunicate one John Kerry for I the crime of heresy? Oh, stop protesting your inadequacies! It's been centuries since you really threw yourself into a heresy trial? Stake burnings give you a certain je ne sais quoi? It's the 21st century, and you have no idea how user-friendly such proceedings have become.

Thanks to Marc Balestrieri, a 33-year-old canon lawyer who practices in Los Angeles, you can help excommunicate the presumptive ...

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