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Enterprise Systems Journal,  September, 1998  

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Using Your Windows 98

Congratulations on your purchase of Windows 98, the latest version of the world's #1 computer operating system from Microsoft. Before using your new software, please take the time to read these instructions carefully.

Among the improvements: faster storing and retrieving of files (not in all models), enhanced "Caps Lock" and back-space functionality, smoother handling, less knocking and pinging, an easy-to-follow 720-User's Guide, and rugged weather-resistant shrink wrap around the box. Most importantly, Windows 98 offers superior compatibility ...

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