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Enterprise Systems Journal,  November, 1999  

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A-wake-enings

Three buddies die in a car crash and go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say?"

The first guy says, `I would like to hear them say that I was a great programmer and a great husband."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful systems analyst and a family man."

The third guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a top systems technician and ... Look, he's moving!"

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