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Enterprise Systems Journal, January, 2000
Beware of Virus
Here is an important message. Please pass it on. There is a new virus going around, called "work." If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague ... DO NOT OPEN IT.
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.
If you do encounter "work" via e-mail or are faced with any "work" at all, purge the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words "I've had enough of your guff ... I'm off to the bar." The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain.
If you receive "work" in...
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