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Enterprise Systems Journal,  February, 2000  

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Gates of Hell

Bill Gates finds himself in Purgatory being sized up by God ...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this decision. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replies, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?" God says, "I'm willing to let you visit both ...

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