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Enterprise Systems Journal,  January, 2001  

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Best OS for Your Car

MS-DOS: You get in the car and try to remember where you put your keys.

Macintosh System 7: You get in the car to go to the store, and the car drives you to church.

UNIX: You get in the car and type GREP STORE. After reaching speeds of 200 miles per hour en route, you arrive at the barber shop.

Windows NT: You get in the car and write a letter that says, "Go to the store." Then, you get out of the car and mail the letter to your dashboard.

OS/2: After fueling up with 6,000 gallons of gas, you get in the car and drive to the store with ...

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