Here's a marketing plan that your coin laundry can follow.

American Coin-Op, July, 2001 by SCHILLING, ROGER

Take a look at the needs of the "Unicorn Laundry Center"

As any bumper sticker junky knows, those strips of paper stuck to bumpers with the most tenacious and aggressive adhesives known to mankind clearly chronicle the ironies of current socioeconomic conditions and attitudes. These one- and two-liners often evoke penetrating humor and comment envied by even the most adroit late-night TV comics.

One bumper sticker classic, still seen occasionally today, reads, "The only thing more overrated than natural childbirth is owning your own business."

Another ...