A series of painful events

Hardware Retailing, Nov, 2006

OOH! OH! OH! HERMAN DROPPED A *!!@!** SLEDGE HAMMER ON MY *!@!** FOOT!!

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THE BATHROOM SUPPLIES ARE THIS WAY--

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YOU BIG DOPE!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT DOWN THE SIGN BEFORE YOU MOP!!

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OOWW!!! I SLAMMED MY FINGERS IN THE **@!!** DOOR!!

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WHHHOPP

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THANKS OSWALD--THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR--

YOU'RE WELCOME

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IT'S A GOOD THING WE HAVE GROUP INSURANCE HUH, BOSS--

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