My alternative CV

Grocer, Oct 27, 2007

Diana Cooper

Managing director

Tideford Organic Foods

Who was your first teenage crush and why? David Cassidy. Loved the big hair.

When was the first time you got drunk and what did you drink? I was 14 years old and it was Dom Perignon Champagne. Lovely.

What was the first music single you bought? David Bowie's Aladdin Zane

What did you want to be when you ware a kid? Aren't I still a kid? I think I would have to ask my mother about that one.

What's your favourite book and why? Persuasion, and why wouldn't it be? it's an amazing book.

What's your favourite movie and why? Sadly, it's Pretty Women.

What was your worst holiday and why? Malaga--there was an incident with fish and chips but I don't want to go into any more detail than that.

What was the most embarrassing moment in your life? Right now, I would say.

Do you have nay phobias? I hate things coming out of people's mouths!

If you could pick a celebrity to join your staff who would it be and why? Jamie Oliver, because I know he would agree to it.

Who would you most like to sit next to on a plane? Nelson Mandela.

What would you request as your final meal? My final meal would have to be fresh pasta and Tideford's Hey Pesto

What's your favourite junk food? Definitely chocolate, and more specifically Minstrels. I love them.

What's the weirdest thing you've eaten? Raw beef with bile duct sauce. That's pretty weird isn't it?

What's your favourite chat up line? Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven? It's a classic.

What luxury would you have on your desert island? A man.

What's your biggest regret? I haven't got one.

If you could star in a television programme, what would it be and why? Devonshire Dallas--imagine the glamour, the shoulder pads.

If you could be invisible for the day, what would you do? I would try to find a way to feed the world.