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AutoWeek,  September, 2005  

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Society Notes We're considering offering him a job Microsoft analyst Dan McKay, who compared a woman's anatomy to a carburetor, won San Jose State University's annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language. "As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire,'' McKay wrote, comparing a woman's breasts to "small knurled caps of the oil dampeners.'' HEADLINE OF THE WEEK Confused Lions Hunt Small Cars The BBC reports that lions at a U.K.

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