We're Changing the Calendar.(holidays specific to car people)(Column)

Byline: Dutch Mandel We celebrate some asinine things in this country. How do I know? That Thomas Crapper Day (Jan. 27), the Festival of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day (March 20), National Dance Like a Chicken Day (May 14) and National Toasted Marshmallow Day (Aug. 30) are etched on calendars ahead of truly worthwhile endeavors is beyond belief.

I propose a calendar whose months highlight a different image of sexy lithesome models: Jaguars, American Muscle, Vintage Ferraris and Porsches. Yes, car calendars are already big business, but we need one that marks car guy-specific ...

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