XFL wins at its own game.(SportsWeekend)

0 Comments | Daily Herald (Arlington Heights, IL), February, 2001 | by Cox, Ted

Byline: Ted Cox TV/radio columnist Last week, I let NBC and Dick Butkus have their say about the future prospects of the XFL. This week, however - at the risk of being called a "rudy-poo, candy-(rear)" critic by The Rock - I'm going to weigh in on my own. Why? Because Ted Cox says so, that's why! And don't you for-get it, buddy boy, no way Jose, not for a second, nosirree, ixnay.

Look out, right about now I'm getting ready to arch not one but both of my eyebrows. Booyah! But first I want to know, what exactly does it mean for something to be "rudy-poo" anyway? I'm not sure, but I think it comes fairly close to describing the level of play in the XFL. These athletes are clearly smaller, slower and, in most cases, dumber than their NFL...