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Solomon Jones: Pesky Brother No. 1
Philadelphia Daily News, May, 2008
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YOU'VE HEARD of Soul Brother No. 1, right? Well, Little Solomon is Pesky Brother No. 1.
Movin'? Yeah. Groovin'? Yeah.
Whatever-James-said-after-that? Yeah.
At the ripe old age of 3, Little Solomon has captured the crown of Pesky Brother No. 1 due to his remarkable penchant for torturing his 6-year-old sister, Eve.
He hides under her bed and scares her at nap time. He hits her when we turn our backs. And if she uses her size advantage to retaliate, he runs to us and plays victim.
Had I not seen Eve abuse him when he was smaller, I would be disturbed by Little Solomon's behavior. Since I did witness Eve's shenanigans, however, I can understand the boy's desire for revenge.
Eve was a merciless tattletale who ignored the old axiom "Snitches get stitches." If Little Solomon awakened too early, she ...
