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Arthur Frommer's Budget Travel, July, 2004
Please Return the Audience to Its Original, Upright Position
Pam Ann is the flight attendant from hell. Decked out in smeary blue eye shadow, white gloves, and swinging-'60s go-go boots, Pam (Australian performer Caroline Reid) skewers the travel biz during a 90-minute "flight" on Pam Ann Airways. There are humiliating bag inspections and savage riffs on fare-class elitism ("Hello, Economy? I can smell you, but I can't see you!") and airline logic ("We've hit turbulence. What's it time for?
Hot, steaming coffee!"). Both Elton John and Kevin Spacey have hired Pam to abuse their friends, and following a sold-out stint in New York City she supported Cher in her U.K. farewell tour. Check www.pamann.com to find out where Pam Ann will be landing next. -Jason Cochran
Seattle, the final Frontier
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