Morning Report: Dolls in the clubhouse

0 Comments | Philadelphia Inquirer, The, May, 2008 | by Don McKee INQUIRER STAFF WRITER

If you have children under 16, you may want to hide the sports pages these days.

Not only are most NFL roundups nothing more than police-blotter compilations, the weird stories get more and more  outre' .

In Brazil, where soccer is a daily religion, the case involving superstar Ronaldo and a group of cross-dressing prostitutes was resolved when the she-males said they had lied about the encounter.

Make of that what you will.

Closer to home, the Chicago White Sox were in hot water because a prankster had put two life-sized inflatable rubber dolls in the clubhouse on Sunday. Sans clothing.

Manager Ozzie Guillen said it was a joke that has been blown out of proportion.

Guillen, who went on a profanity-filled rant Sunday that also drew headlines...