Inconsistencies are unraveling you-know-who

0 Comments | USA TODAY, February, 2008 | by Mike Lopresti

The man who drives his Hummer to practice thinks people are making too big a deal of all this and that the media "need to get a life." His lawyer mentioned something about the "circus of public opinion."

Clearly, they would prefer that his name not get called out so often at the moment.

Well, we aim to please. So there will be no mentioning of his name the rest of the day.

In the latest big news from the steroid front this week, Congress has decided to look into the testimony by ... the pitcher from Texas.

Seems there are more and more inconsistencies in the story of ... the 6-4 right-hander.

Reportedly there is even a picture taken of him at the most famous picnic Jose Canseco ever threw, the one he swore up and down Capitol...