Envy A-Rod? Not at this moment

Explain this to me:

Alex Rodriguez is a 32-year-old in the prime of a baseball career that would be historic if he quit tomorrow. He's making $275million for a decade of playing in the baseball capital of the world. He owns a 12-bedroom home in Coral Gables, Fla., and a place in Trump Tower. He could have any wish granted, coast to coast, without a genie. And he spends his late nights with ...

Madonna? Forty-nine-year-old Madonna? Dennis Rodman's Madonna?

C'mon.

Cynthia Rodriguez has filed for divorce, citing "the husband's extramarital affairs."

Is it news?

Isn't everything?

A-Rod and C-Rod have split into "camps," each side taking turns at offering peeks into the unmade bedroom the couple's marriage has become. He Said, She Said, We Laugh.

A former Boston stripper claims to have spent two eventful evenings ...