Zombie targets

From Zombie Targets

Zombies have always been irksome. They creep along in an unholy manner, smell rank and don't have much to say for themselves. So, what can a zombie possibly be good for? How's this for a brilliant idea? Zombies would make perfect targets! They are impervious to pain. They are indifferent to bullet holes. They never scream or shout when hit. They have nothing to live for And they aren't politically organized! So ... let's give Zombies some purpose in this contentious worm. Let's put them in front of some guns and ventilate them till they give confetti a bad name. Zombie targets are 23" wide x 35" tall and are printed on 60-pound paper. Don't miss or they will eat your brains! Contact: Zombie Targets, (770) 624-4185, www.ZombieTargets.net, E-mail: joe@zombietargets.net.

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