Next time just shoot us with nice, clean bullets - The 10-Ring

American Handgunner, July, 2002 by Commander Gilmore

This digruntled postal-worker rage stuff is not only getting completely out of control, it's become downright weird. One recently-terminated post office employee in Grand Rapids, Michigan, came back to the office and instead of whipping out an AK-47, he brought a big bucket full of -- get this -- a mixture of worms and porcupine feces, which he started slingin' all over his ex-compadres and bosses.

Worms and porcupine feces? We think it's a setup for an insanity plea. And we gotta ask -- just where do you get a sizeable supply of porcupine poop?