A Mooseing Riddles

Ranger Rick, Jan, 1999

What would you tell a moose that says the world is flat? "You're moosetaken."

What's a wolf's favorite holiday dessert? Chocolate Moose.

Why do moose sing during the holidays? They like the moosic.

Where did Mr. Moose kiss Mrs. Moose? Under the moosletoe.

When do moose find treats in their stockings? Christmoose morning.

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