Reader Riddles

Ranger Rick, Jan, 2001

What is a raccoon's favorite book?

The Three Mask-keteers.

Cameron F., Michigan

If you wanted to build a house out of blocks of snow, how would you stick it together?

With ig-glue.

Ashley S., Pennsylvania

Why did the frog keep tearing its new shirt?

Because its friend said, "Rip-it, rip-it."

Chris W., Illinois

What does a fish pull out of its garden?

Sea-weed.

Jordan S., Oregon

In which train car does a little polar bear like to ride?

The cub-boose.

Joshua M., Alaska

What do beavers order at fast-food restaurants?

Grilled-trees sandwiches.

Paul S.; Washington

What is a giraffe's favorite kind of story?

A tall tale.

Brooke M., Pennsylvania

What kind of turtle sleeps in the day and is active at night?

A noc-turtle.

Vanessa L., Missouri

What's a snowman called on a warm winter day?

A puddle.

Derek J., Illinois

What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?

They were married in the spring.

Sam K., New York

What do fleas do when they're stuck in the middle of nowhere?

Itch-hike.

Whitney M., Pennsylvania

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We like reading all the riddles from our readers. Sorry there's room to print only some of them!