Have a SPLASHIN' GOOD TIME! - Brief Article
Ranger Rick, July, 2000
What's the best way to talk to a shark? LONG distance. How much food does a crab eat? Just a pinch. What should you do if a blue whale swims close to you? Try to cheer it up. What's the easiest way to catch a fish? Have someone toss it to you. What is a shark's favorite game? Swallow the leader. What should you feed a hungry shark that is chasing you? JAWBREAKERS. What sea creature is best at addition? An octo-plus. Why did the fish become a singing star? It knew how to carry a TUN-a. Why are octopuses so sweet? Because they're covered with suckers.
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