Reader Riddles
Ranger Rick, Sept, 1999
What is a snake's favorite soda? Cobra-Cola. Caleb Turner, Oregon Ann: How do squirrels send messages on their computers? Dan: By tree-mail. And how do they get messages? Ann: They log on. Do they know how to sign off? Dan: Nope, they just leaf! Chuck Kleymeyer, Virginia Which animal robs the riverbank? A crook-odile. Timothy Walsh Massachusetts What do you call a cow with two long legs and two short legs? Lean beef. Timothy Heaps, Florida Why did the teacher bring seeds to a meeting? She had a parrot-teacher conference. Derek Nelson, Texas What is a sheep's favorite love story? Ram-eo and Ewe-liet. Teddy Tristram, New York What do you call a chubby evergreen tree? A porky-pine. Jonathan Decker, Ohio What do you call a muddy pig that wins the lottery? Filthy rich. Tommy Landeen Connecticut What kind of bugs love you? Your ants. Susie Peerson, Illinois What is gray and has four legs and a trunk? A mouse going on a long vacation. Lydia Buchanan Massachusetts What are the dirtiest rabbits in the world? Dust bunnies. Aine Anderson, California What do you call a big, sick dog? A Germy shepherd. Cody Gerlach, New Jersey
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