Classic BROWNSHOES IN ACTION COMIX - Brief Article

Approach, March, 2001 by Ward Carroll

"The kind real aviators like"

"I guess he's got it ..."

"I guess he's got it ..."

Meanwhile

"We need to get the presentation ready for the Bigsby account. We need overheads, graphics and a myriad of business buzzwords and it has to be done inhouse."

"Let Smith do it. He's got that new computer."

"Let Jones do it. He's got that new computer."

"Why did we spend thousands on computers with neat features if you two are going to throw together handwritten overheads and draw crayon bar graphs at the last minute?"

Meawhile

"All right, I prefer avoiding a lot of useless `comm-jamming' on the ICS so: One click means I'm clear of the canopy and you can open or close it, two means I'm arming my seat, three mean emergency boldface are complete, four means ..."

"Roger that. copy all. No problem ..."

"Was that one click?"

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