He's so snotty

In junior high I was voted "class clown." It was my unofficial job to entertain the student body during and after classes. One time during social studies, I had the attention of about half the class. After finishing my trademark facial impersonations of certain faculty members, I laughed with a nasal gust that projected a string of mucus that covered the entire lower half of my face.

To my horror, my classmates, including close friends, screamed in disgust and pointed while telling the other half of the class what had happened. I excused myself to the bathroom.

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