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Thrasher Magazine, June, 2003

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FIVE...

Paint Your Pants On

1. Ali Boulala

2. Greco

3. Duffel

4. Ethan Fowler

5. TNT

Maceo Casper

Lansing, MI

Gardnertown Rippers

1. Justin Herring

2. John Bertoln

3. Jimmy Politi

4. Sabrina Zowowski

5. Patrick Desigleo

Justin Herring

New Windsor, NY

AWFUL TRUTH

NORWAY DEATH METAL ANTIC INJURES CONCERTGOER A flying sheep's head hit a concertgoer and fractured his skull at a concert of Norwegian metal band Mayhem. The band part of Norway's death-metal music scene, was carving up a dead sheep as part of its stage act when the animals head flew off lead singer Maniacs knife and struck 25-year-old Per Kristian Hagen Hagen was recovering this week after the incident last Thursday in Bergen, 302 miles west of Oslo. He has filed involuntary assault and battery charges against the band.

FUNBOX

Q: What do you call 50 politicians and 50 lesbians on a football field?

A: A hundred people that aren't worth a fuck

Pat Quirke

Q: What's the name of Dennis Busenitz' monster truck alter ego?

A: Menace Diesel Hits

Shawn Naroe, Long Beach, CA

POET'S CORNER

Please kill the TV for it has

Taken over the There is nothing Else

to do No MTV No Scooby doo

Gary Osborne, Tampa, FL

Firing Line: PAT QUIRKE

Nickname: Sugar. I have a few nicknames

Years pushing: 28

Years eating: 39

Vert or street? Ride it all, it's all rolling around

Trick: The wheelie

Home: Anywhere

Furthest traveled: Daytona Beach--been around the country once

Fave spot: West Seattle

Planes, trains or automobiles?

The trains--Scamtrak

Fave food: Burgers

Fave drink: Guinness

Skate gospel: Just gotta spread it man. The good word. Skating has kept us out of a lotta trouble and saved a lot of people

Advice to these snowboard flunkie junkies comm' up on our scene: Those guys need to invent some of their own tricks. When money is involved strange things happen. Snow-on-bro. Too expensive

Last words: Just skate for yourself; it's enjoyable