Big in Japan

Thrasher Magazine, Sept, 2003 by Jake Phelps

IT'S BEST TO BE BIG WHERE IT COUNTS. JAPAN DON'T COUNT. AMERICA IS ALL THAT MATTERS--FUCK 'EM ALL. MY ENEMIES ASIDE, I LOVE TO CO WHERE THEY CAN'T BE, FOR FACE TO FACE IS ALL THEY SEE. ROAD TRIPS, BEYOND AND BACK, YOU COUNT HITS ON YOUR TALLY-WHACK. KEEP CLOSE TO YOUR ENEMIES FOR YOU KNOW NOT WHAT THEY PLAN.

YOUR UNDOING IS ALL THEY CRAVE, TO BE WHERE YOU ARE AND SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. DANCE LITTLE MONKEYS BE MY SLAVE, FOR IT ALL WON'T MATTER ON JUDGEMENT DAY. FROM THE TOP TO THE FLAT, EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN IS WHERE I'M AT. RUN LITTLE MAGGOTS, PAY THE PRICE. ACES AND EIGHTS, AIN'T IT NICE?