Thrasher comix

Thrasher Magazine, April, 2004

EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING to be old and gray and fully crustified. So, when you're sitting around, crapping your adult diapers, watching your grandkids steal money from your wallet, dust off an old mag and check out the glory days.

Ouch! Lee Grover of Newfield, NY zings the Left Coast with a legitimate beef

2 GUYS A GIRL AND THEIR SKATEBOARDS

BY KENNETH SHAW

IT'S ALL COMMERCIAL.

AH, IT'S BORING OUT HERE.

WELL WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO? HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GET TO JUST KICK IT?

EVERY DAY! THIS SUCKS!

MAKE A SUGGESTION.

LET'S GO TO BILLY'S.

BILLY'S!!

ARE YOU NUTS?

YOURE DRUNK.

YOU KNOW WE CAN'T GO THERE.

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE WENT OVER THERE.

FLAMIN' AIR BRO.

IS TAHT SAFE?

OF COURSE.

20 MINUTES LATER ...

YEAH! WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO BILLY'S.

Ouch! Lee Grover of Newfiled, NY zings the Left coast with a legitimate beef

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Kenneth Saw of Represa, CA sent a mob-load of these strips. They're in color are coherent so get used to 'em. They'll be the go-to-strips when things get ugly.

OH BIGGIE, I'LL HOLALA BUT UYO MOMMA OWES ME A DOLLA SO I CAN SPIT 100 CENTS WORTH O 'LTYRICS

DAMN, YOUS A SUCKA!

STEP OFF ME BUSTA!

RESPECT FOOL!

I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS! DRAGON BALL 2, DRGAON BALLZ! COME GET IT ...

YO! WHAT'S WORSE THAN GOING TO SCHOOL ...

GETTING SCHOOLED!

DAMN FOOL, WHAT HAPPEN WIT YO GRILL?

I WHOOPED YA LIKE I WAS YO DADDY, SON

[ILLUSTRATIONS OMITTED] If you're ever bored, real bored, count the number of times Jon Hanson of Kaneohe, HI uses pop-cultural, Nickelodeonized hip-hop words and phrases in this strip