Florida's insane: all I have to say 'bout Florida is that it's one strange place. I can't even describe the awkwardness about it, but it is the East Coast tropical getaway. Git chu-sum, boy!

Thrasher Magazine, June, 2004 by Brayden Knell

OVIEDO

Matt comes through with a frontside 'cane at the Oviedo park without a helmet, dawg! Boo-yeah! These dudes at this park are ultra weird. They followed us relentlessly around the park checking our helmet situation. They even made Tim pay, even though "Team Pain" built the thing. They based their $12.00 price at a PUBLIC! park by a "going out of business" park down the street. Great! This park is already doing such a great service for the community. It's a great way to make it so kids with no money have nothing to do so you can get those Dockers. You need five workers at a skatepark to make the two kids that can afford to go there wear their helmets. This has everything to do with the community, and nothing to do with GREED! Free Oviedo!

You should read Free Oviedo's profile on Friendster. It is a male park, looking for all types of relationships from female parks. I'm looking for some female parks too. Free Oviedo is also in an open marriage, but with what park? Freeskateparks.com is a site where you should add to the list of' complaints, hopefully being re-directed to some sort of city official or council. Rodney Jones busted out a few on this here obstacle, including this here three-flip lip when I was drunk, I love the way Rodney skates.

HILER'S SECRET SWAMP

Tim blasted out of the bowl at Hiler's like it was nobody's bin-ness. This dude rides vert like street. I don't really know what that means, but it's true. The sessions at Hiler's were so hyped that people were skating 'til dark. Imagine yourself in a 14-ft deep end with no light; Shieeot's schetchy biz, kid. I didn't even bring my board out of the car; I might have gotten shot for only doing three-flip blunt fakies in the deep end. Did I mention that this is definitely NOT a Team Pain project? Did I mention that I might get my ass kicked by Tim Payne himself? I'm buying some guns! Also. remember not to wear helmets when taking photos of back Smiths, and to always change your name if it's Tim Kulas.