Thrasher comix

Thrasher Magazine, Sept, 2004

THIS FALL YOUR TEACHER (or parole officer) will ask you to write about what you did during summer break. Put a Crayon in your hand, make a tiny fist, and scrawl away on how you became a famous published artist in Thrasher magazine. Sound out any difficult words.

BOARD!

BO-ARD

BO-ERRD!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

SHOE!

Obtuse, cryptic, enigmatic. Fancy words for 'no comprende'. Mike Fells, NYC

2 GUYS A GIRL AND THEIR SKATEBOARDS

BY KENNETH SHAW

IN OUR LAST EPISODE ZIP WAS RIPPIN' IT UP AT THE BIG ASS SKATE EXP. BUT HOW'S TAWNY AND MIKE DOIN!

THEY'RE TRYIN. BUT IT AIN'T GOOD.

WOW BOB! THIS ZIP GUY IS REALLY RIPPIN IT UP TODAY.

HE SURE IS JIM. I WANT TO GO BUY THE VIDEO RIGHT NOW

IT'S BORING WITHOUT ZIP.

I WONDER WHERE HE IS?

THIS STORY IS STARTING TO BORE ME. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO SKATERS WHEN THEY'RE BORED

LET'S GO FIND ZIP.

OH GOD THE FUCKIN' DRAMA. THIS COMIC IS REALLY STARTIN' TO SUCK

ZIP IS THE PEANUT BUTTER TO THEIR JELLY. THEY'RE COMIN FOR YUH ZIP. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A SOAP.

LET'S SEE WHAT THE JUDGES HAVE TO SAY.

I'LL TELL YOU JIM THAT WAS THE BEST SESSION I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.

YOU CAN'T JUST COME SNEAKIN' INTO THIS TEMPLE, BOY!

YOU MUST BE WORKING FOR EVIL.COM

GIRLS, WAKE UP-SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THE GOLDENSKATE KEY!

MORE TO COME ...

This 'More to come ...' business is for the birds. Just send the whole shebang. It's a tall order to expect people to eagerly await. Dave Vieyra, Limon, CO

SOOO SLEEPY ...

HEY GUYS ...

Lyden, WA's Matt French goes reverse Kafka in this anti-drug marijuana metamorphosis

Hey Man, Where's Your board?

I Can't Skate, My Wife's a bitch.

The old beagle ball and chain. Bobby Howard, Redding, CA