Going bananas

Flex, July, 2009 by Dexter "The Blade" Jackson

I feel really bad for the poor lady who almost got mauled to death by that chimpanzee. It goes to show that you can never take the wild out of a wild animal. What was the owner doing having wine with the 175-pound ape? And sleeping in bed with it? That's crazy! I ain't sleeping with no damn ape. I sure as hell ain't gonna party with some ape. What is this world coming to? The only thing weighing 175 pounds in my crib is my dog, Cato.

By Dexter "The Blade" Jackson

2008 MR. OLYMPIA

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