Guess Who I am?

Parks & Recreation, Sept, 2001 by Michael R. Corwin

1.

I keep you in good health and prevent you from heart disease, but I'm not a doctor or cardiologist.

2.

I host parties and events of all sizes, but I'm not a meeting planner.

3.

I put a smile on your face, but I'm not a dentist or orthodontist.

4.

I often raise lots of money for charity, but I'm not a professional fundraiser.

5.

I provide an outstanding forum for you to learn about many things, but I'm not a teacher or professor.

6.

I have often introduced couples who meet and begin long-term relationships, but I'm not a matchmaker.

7.

I often bring music to your ears, but I'm not a musician or a singer.

8.

I have lots of friends in the animal world, but I'm not a veterinarian.

9.

I have tons of friends in the insect world, but I'm not an entomologist.

10.

I am often surrounded by birds of many types, but I'm not an ornithologist.

11.

I enjoy the company of trees and shrubs, but I'm not a nursery manager.

12.

I am very photogenic, but I'm not a fashion model.

13.

My brethren and I have been in many movies, but I'm not a movie star.

14.

I'm often on your local television news, but I'm not a news anchor.

15. I often appear in your local newspaper, but I'm not a reporter or a photographer.

16.

I work around lots of sneakers, but I'm not an athletic shoe salesperson.

17.

I'm a good friend to many of you on the Fourth of July, but I'm not a fireworks technician.

18.

I make the value of your house as great as possible, but I'm not a real estate agent.

19.

I often entertain children, but I'm not a baby sitter.

20.

I often prevent crime, but I'm not a police officer.

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Okay, that's 20 clues, can you guess who I am? (Turn to page 167 for the answer)