Fantasy bumper stickers

Devil Rays OF/IF Aubrey Huff

Driver carries no CA$H ... he's a D-Ray

Astros 1B Jeff Bagwell

Give blood ... and a healthy shoulder

Ken Griffey Sr.

My kid was N.L. Player of the Week

Reds CF Ken Griffey Jr.

MY OTHER CAR IS AN ECNALUBMA

Marlins manager Jack McKeon

Ever stop to think and forget to remove your starter?

Diamondbacks RHP Russ Ortiz

If you can read this, you're smart enough NOT to swing at my pitches

Giants OF Barry Bonds

I'd rather be driving balls into McCovey Cove.

Rockies LHP Brian Fuentes

Think this looks bad? You should see My workplace!

Cubs closer RHP Ryan Dempster

My job is secure. No one else wants it.

Yankees owner George Steinbrenner

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

--Rob Hurtt

[ILLUTRATIONS OMITTED]

We heard that My husband and two sons are addicted to your fantasy baseball games. Here's my question: How many fantasy owners does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer: Three. One to check live stats, one to flip through all the games on TV and one to whine about how badly his team is doing. The lightbulb gets changed when I get around to it.

--Joanne Barrtran, Chambersville, Pa.

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