Never thought I'd say …

Sporting News, The, July 22, 2005

... If Todd Helton somehow ends up with a double-digit homer total at Coors Field, his 2005 numbers still might look decent.

... If you want Felipe Lopez, you'll have to offer more than Derek Jeter.

... Relax-Ichiro Suzuki still has a chance to put up better leadoff stats than Brady Clark.

... Luckily, I plucked Jon Garland and Brett Myers off the waiver wire to anchor my rotation.

... I needed to move up in steals, so I benched Carlos Beltran in favor of Damon Hollins.

... Thank God I remembered to activate Rob Mackowiak last night.--Chris Bahr