Mr. Jockularity: how old is too old to wear a baseball cap in public?

Sporting News, The, Jan 14, 2005 by L. Noah

When my young fashionable female friend says, "Any guy can look sexy in a baseball cap," I promise you the visions dancing through her head aren't of a white-haired gentleman in a Brewers mesh cap that was signed by Gorman Thomas and Moose Haas. Let's say you're old enough to be a young fashionable woman's much older brother.

A ball-cap when you're running errands on a Saturday morning, pre-shower: a fine choice. A ballcap when you're out on the town Saturday night, hopefully post-shower: You look like a doofus.