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The evil that men do

Sporting News, The,  Feb 4, 2005  

Look, down in the gutter! It's a turd, it's a drain, it's the fallen fortunes of the NHL! Surely someone is to blame for the lockout mess that has left fans powerless and seeking justice. Who is the baddest bad guy in all this? Time to pick the greater of two evils.

     Gary Bettman             Evil doer             Bob Goodenow

   NHL commissioner        Daytime persona        NHLPA executive
                                                      director

   The Cap Crusader           Alter ego           The Man of Steal

   The Green Goblin         Looks like ...      Little Orphan Annie

Able to leap faith in a      Super power       Can silence players no
single bound--that fans                        matter where they are,
will forgive and forget                           making him more
    when the league                              powerful than any
       returns.                                    local motive.

      Luxury tax               Weakness              Salary cap

 Bill Daly, NHL chief          Henchman          Ted Saskin, NHLPA
     legal officer                                senior director

47th floor of an ivory           Lair             24th floor of a
    tower in Gotham                               building on Bay
                                                 Street, Toronto's
                                               version of Wall Street

 To design a fail-safe         Mission         To empower his gang of
mechanism that protects                         merry men to rake in
 owners against their                          as much cabbage as is
 mortal enemies--their                           humanly possible.
 big-spending selves.

"The very future of our       Evil words       "It's not the players
  game is at stake."                             who are triggering
                                                  these problems."

                          Villainous verdict

Ultimately, who cares? They're both bad guys for endangering
their progeny, the sickly kid on the pro sports block known
as the NHL. It's a lethal pairing, hockey's new Legion
of Doom.--Paul Grant

ILLUSTRATIONS BY BILL WILSON / TSN; PHOTOS: AP

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