The Wells run dry

Sporting News, The, Feb 22, 1999

With the NBA season under way, let's take a look at how two notable Wells, Portland's Bonzi and Unemployedland's Bubba, stack up against each other. The similarities are uncanny:

Bonzi

Gawen Deangelo Jr.

6-5/213, guard/forward

Ball State (he plays ball, baby, yeah!)

Trail Blazers

Bench splinters in both cheeks

Once saw Dennis Rodman

A little Japanese tree

Bubba

Charles Richard Jr.

6-5/230, guard/forward

Austin Peay (international school of mystery)

Khakis and blazers

Steel rods in both legs

Once fouled Dennis Rodman six times in three minutes

Built like a tree