Mock five

Sporting News, The, Feb 19, 1996 by Dennis Tuttle

"... Take your loss and go on home."

The players and Ficker exchange high-fives and pleasantries. But in the locker room, Barkley explodes when asked about The Heckler.

"Robin Ficker is a bonehead and don't give him anymore (bleeping) credit. ... He's just a pain in the ass. Make people famous who do something. This guy ain't done (anything) in his life, and he's famous for being a heckler."

Well, yeah, Chuck. Only in America.