Politically correct

National Review, June 20, 2005 by Jim Huber

DROP IT!

UH, OH BETTER DO WHAT HE SAYS.

"Why are your escargot taking so long? Are you trying to be funny?"

I DIED WAITING FOR EMBRYONIC STEM CELL RESEARCH TO FIND A CURE. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I WAS THE EMBRYO

PUBLISHING THOSE PHOTOS HAS TAKEN AWAY MY DIGNITY. IT IS A GROSS VIOLATION OF THE GENEVA CONVENTION AND A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY ...

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