Is that you, Hillary?

National Review, Jan 26, 2004 by W.H. von Dreele

   Just back from Kabul and Baghdad,
   She gets off broadsides from her pad
   In squishy New York that make Chuck--They
   nod, but loathe each other--cluck
   Like hens importuned by a cock.
   It's all so sudden: See her sock
   Those sour Dems and spoilsports who,
   When Bremer's manic, hiss and boo.

"Who can we notify in case of emergency other than Josephine Bonaparte>"