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National Review, May 19, 2008

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"We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job."

REMEMBER HOW IT USED TO BE, WHEN A SMALL GROUP OF WELL CONNECTED POLS WOULD DETERMINE THE PARTY NOMINEE IN A SMOKE-FILLED ROOM?

HEY ... AT LEAST WE'VE GOTTEN RID OF THE SMOKE

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MOM'S DINER

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO NAUGHTY BOYS!

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YOU SHOULD ...

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