Troubletown: how much more Brazen can it get? - short quotes regarding US foreign policy

Progressive, The, June, 2003 by Lloyd Dangle

WHAT IS THE REASON FOR ATTACKING SYRIA?

REASON? WHO SAYS WE NEED A REASON?

FROM NOW ON, JUST ASSUME THAT TERRORISM IS THE JUSTIFICATION FOR WHAT WE'RE DOING! STOP ASKING ME!

UNDER THE NEW WAR ON TERRORISM RULES, ANY CANDIDATE WHO CRITICIZES THE PRESIDENT IS AN ENEMY COMBATANT.

I'VE DECIDED TO TAKE HIGH-PAYING JOBS AT OIL COMPANIES WHILE I'M STILL VICE PRESIDENT.

WHAT THE HELL!

HEY! THAT'S OUR OIL THEY'RE TAKING OUT OF THE GROUND!

WEREN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ?

WHY MUST YOU TAKE EVERYTHING WE SAY SO LITERALLY?

IRAQ'S NEW PRESIDENT IS A NON-UNION ACTOR WITH TIES TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. SO WHAT?!

WE ARE LOOKING THE OTHER WAY WHEN IT COMES TO REQUIRING RICH REPUBLICANS TO PAY TAXES.

WE'VE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT

TODAY, I AM OPENING THE TREASURY DEPT. CHECKBOOK AND MAKING OUT A CHECK FOR $100 BILLION TO MYSELF AND A FEW FRIENDS.

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