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The Van Goghs
0 Comments | Insight on the News, March 13, 2000 | by Stephen Goode
A friend sent for the people this one, again over the Internet, and it's funny and kind of silly at the same time:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh.
A cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh.
His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh.
A Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh.
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Gring Gogh.
His nephew who drove a stagecoach: Wellsfar Gogh.
A constipated uncle: Can't Gogh.
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh.
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