Friend or foe

FRIEND NORTH DAKOTA BOARD OF HIGHER EDUCATION, which ordered its colleges to include sexual orientation in their antiharassment policies. The weather in North Dakota, however, will continue to harass everyone, unfortunately.

FOE CITIZENS FOR COMMUNITY VALUES, for arguing that Ohio's anti-domestic violence law applies only to married couples. Just wait until one of their kissin' cousins gets whacked by their live-in trash.

FRIEND THE WASHINGTON BLADE, for ending a column by Jeff Gannon, former White House "news" correspondent and male prostitute. His johns always wished he would shut up already and just get naked.

FOE GOV. MIKE HUCKABEE of Arkansas, who said of marriage: "Until Hoses comes down with two stone tablets from Brokeback Mountain ... let's keep it like it is." Hoses would have never made it through a Brokeback winter.

FRIEND PINK, who will be the star of a Human Rights Campaign project encouraging coming out, holding a sign that says TALK ABOUT IT. She is not referring to her hair.

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