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The perfect 10: a day at the spa for the ladies becomes a sex-ed lesson for the fellas - Inside Scoop

Men's Fitness, March, 2004

EVER WONDER WHERE the fairer sex stands on the issues that matter most? Each issue, MF asks two questions that plague men's minds.

lWhat was your last boyfriend's most annoying habit?

2 What do you fantasize about when spending "alone time"?

"He used to answer his cell phone no matter what, at any time of day."

"I like listening to music, imagining I'm being serenaded by a leather-clad rocker. He has long hair, and he's singing to me in the hotel room we're going to trash right after."--BIANCA

"He snored all the time, and he slept with socks on--not sexy."

"Pro playing a game of naked Twister with John Mayer, and I'm winning. Right hand on yellow!"--LAUREN

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"My last boyfriend never thought before he spoke--he'd say the dumbest things to ruin otherwise perfect moments."

"I imagine myself a porno star, making a video with another guy. Never with girls; that doesn't work for me."

--SHALINDA

"My last boyfriend must have had a constant case of the zumes because he went to the bathroom within five minutes after every meal we ate."

"I picture myself as a Victoria's Secret angel, with wings on my back like Heidi Klum had in that ad, waiting for a devil boy to come and defile me." --ALEXIS

"He left his dirty underwear on the floor and left the toilet seat up. He had the two worst, messy male habits nailed down."

"I am obsessed with Vin Diesel. His muscles and bald head, I just can't get enough. I imagine us in the bedroom and I'm rubbing his head--the big head." --LINDSAY

"He slapped my ass. Everywhere. The man was-is-crazy."

"I picture the two of us in a museum-everything is quiet and sterile, but soft of not. There are people everywhere, but we sneak behind the Picasso exhibit and make love."

--NAAMA

"One past ex always needed reassurance that I was into him. At first, it was cute--like a puppy dog--but then the constant nagging made my skin crawl, like nails on a chalkboard."

"Cool summer night with Sigur Ros playing, spending an evening with my delicious boyfriend."--VANESSA

"My last boyfriend took longer to get ready than I did."

"I picture myself on a tropical island with Ben Affleck, sipping pina coladas. That always does it for me."--JILL

"He used to walk around in just a towel when we had people over. He also sleeps naked, but I didn't mind that."

"I like watching a porno-girl-on-girl action, preferably. I don't really like watching ones with men, though. I don't want to see some big, gross guy's privates."--AUDRA

"He smoked in bed after sex. I always thought that was gross."

"I'm dancing on a stage, exotically, for all my past crushes."

--KAITLIN

The perfect 10: a day at the spa for the ladies becomes a sex-ed lesson for the fellas - Inside Scoop

Men's Fitness, March, 2004

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