The compleat angler

Men's Fitness, May, 2003 by Mike Carlson, Allan Donnelly, Ben Kallen, Bobby Lee, Mark Thorpe, Tom Weede

IN CASE YOU'RE not hip to it, raise-the-roof sex is all about tipping your pelvis, moving your hips, angling for better and deeper, and maximizing friction. Think Behind the Green Door sans the midget and the trapeze bar. The lighting should be about the same, though.

And that's where OneUp Innovations' Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear comes in. While the name conjures visions of mosquito nets and elephant guns, the Liberator shapes are among the few sex toys you can introduce to your partner without fear of ugly recriminations. Our sexed-up gear editor donned his pith helmet and took them for a sexual safari. Here's his report.

The Shapes: There are four basic forms: the Wedge, the Ramp, the Stage and the Cube. Each shape can be mixed and matched to suit your particular needs.

The Goods: In the beginning ... ah, yes, in the beginning ... you'll contort like a double-jointed yogi. But after an evening of experimentation, where the word akimbo would best describe the goings-on--you'll settle on the shapes best suited to you and your partner's tastes. From there it's only a matter of time before you unlock the kind of sexual mysteries depicted on ancient Hindu temples--or in Tommy Lee's home movies. Logistics: Storage can be a challenge, as the shapes range in size from 18" by 20" by 18", to 30" by 38" by 9". If space is at a premium, you may find yourself dissembling about pop art and experimental furniture when neighbors visit. Our advice: Hang the things in the closet or stuff them under the bed.

Texture: The outer covers are lush and velvety and, naturally, machine-washable. The foam inside is durable and holds its shape even under intense battering. The cushions also stick to each other very well, eliminating, say, improper slippage.

Utility: For couples with a sizeable height difference, the shapes help even out angles, reduce fatigue and strain, and eliminate back pain while gratifying the gods of desire.

Best Bet: The Wedge. It's the easiest to use, the most versatile, lends itself to the greatest variety of sexual positions and practices, and provides the best access to numerous hot spots. In short, it's the best pillow you never had.

The Ultimate Compliment: Liberator cushions can take your sex life from ho-hum to hey now! They may also help make once-verboten positions more acceptable to your better half.

Wedge, $65-$80; Ramp, $130-$180; Stage, $130-$160; Cube, $100.

Visit www.liberatorshapes.com, or call 866-542-7283. The Web site is chock-full of graphic yet tasteful images and positions.