Men's Fitness: Decode her drink

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Decode her drink

Jen A. Miller

Most girls at a bar travel in packs--which is great if you're just surveying the scenery. But when it comes time to make your move, it can feel like you're about to order takeout: dozens of options on the menu, and no idea which dish is going to taste the best once you get it home. Instead of relying entirely on your gut, take our advice and narrow down your selections first. The best way to do it? Take a look at what your girl of choice is drinking

Imported Beer

WHAT IT MEANS: She's a man's woman--the girl-next-door type who likes her beer and likes it good. She'll plunk down and scream at the TV during a football game, and she'll look hot in your T-shirt while doing so.

FIRST STEP TO BEDDING HER: Step it up a notch and order her a Guinness. See if she's up to the challenge.

Cosmo

WHAT IT MEANS: Foofy drinks for a fussy girl. Expect a high level of maintenance here--hair, nails, makeup, the works. But she'll treat you like a king, and she'll always look good in front of your friends.

FIRST STEP TO BEDDING HER: Order her a glass of sangria. She'll be delighted by the colors and taste. Plus, if it comes with a little umbrella, you can tuck it in her hair to make first contact.

Martini

WHAT IT MEANS: A martini is cold and smooth. Expect the same reaction from this top-shelf-liquor girl. She's probably as good at this game as you are, but that doesn't mean she's not worth the effort. Melting an ice princess is part of the fun.

FIRST STEP TO BEDDING HER: Order her a chocolate 'tini instead. A little extra flavor may help take off those sharp corners.

Tequila

WHAT IT MEANS: She's a show-off, and she wants you to think she's fun. If you like your woman a little wild and adventurous, give her a shot. Literally.

FIRST STEP TO BEDDING HER: Ask the bartender to make her a redheaded slut. Bonus points if she's an actual redhead.

Water or Soda

WHAT IT MEANS, Before midnight: She's too stiff; don't bother. After midnight: She's already liquored up; go for it.