Secret sex - Letters

Men's Fitness, Sept, 2002

As I read the title "Married Guys' Surprising Sex Secrets" on the cover of the May issue, I thought: Here they are with some juicy, down-to-earth article about sex!

I expected a thorough report about all those married men who. cheat on their wives, sleep around with their secretaries and co-workers, haunt massage parlors, pick up hookers on the street, hire male escorts, have gay relationships--there's plenty of them around, you know. I also expected the article would include interviews with real guys explaining why they behave in such ways--and what to do not to get caught.

You can imagine my disappointment when I found that your article was just a collection of trite, corny advice about the best way to rekindle the flame with your wife after a few years of marriage. Who cares? Come on, be serious: Do you really think that's a matter of general interest? I never read anything so boring in my life! You shouldn't lure your readers in with that kind of trick title on the cover.

Anyway, you can make up for this by publishing an article about the real sex secrets of married men, those I listed above. It certainly would be much more interesting.--NAME WITHHELD

Umm, okay. We'll get right on that one. How about this cover line: "Bring Home an STD to Your Wife"?